Well, we haven't posted lately, but sadly, this is the best I can come up with right now. Because sometimes- especially lately, I wonder why out of all the places in the world, Josh and I have chosen to live in Logan. Don't get me wrong, I love Cache Valley, and right now, it's really the only place that I could think of as home, but the longer winter goes on, the more I wonder.So Josh sent me this email awhile ago-it's similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck..." but this is
"You Might Live in Utah..."
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah. (It's true! the only one in Cache Valley is currently closed.)
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah. (Hello! Story of my life!)
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah. (I didn't know there was any other way to measure it.)
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah. (Hitting deer is a weekly occurrence in Josh's family!)
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph--you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah.
And I've added a few of my own "Only in Logan..."
Only in Logan does your car door freeze shut to the point that you have to climb in through the window. (True story, happened to me last week, and it didn't unthaw until like noon.)
Only in Logan is a traffic jam caused by a tractor.
Only in Logan does it take an entire county's police force to issue one speeding ticket.
Only in Logan is an inversion so thick that I can't see 1 foot in front of my car caused by cow manure.
Only in Logan can your nose hairs freeze inside your nose in a matter of seconds.
I will be the first to admit that there are really good things about Logan and Cache Valley too. Sometimes it's just hard to think of them when it is 7 degrees outside, I'm late for work because I'm scraping inches of ice off my windshield, and I'm dreading driving 20 minutes in the FOG!








